If being Jerry Seinfeld is so damned easy, why doesn't everyone do it?
I thought they had solved the
not-enough-outlets-in-airport-waiting-rooms problem already. What, are
they afraid people are going to bring blenders and plasma screen TVs
in carry on?
And the intercom here at LaGuardia is playing the Eagles greatest
hits. And this coffee tastes like donkey piss.
Also, I've clearly not mastered the fine art of dressing for waking up
during a blizzard and lunching on the Gulf Coast.
And what's the deal with airline food? (I won't know. There no food on
this meal.)
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