"I thought they were cute, and maybe just a little bit preposterous. I gave them a 98."
It may be slightly corny to say that these two videos both illustrate deeper truths about the human condition and modern culture (or even culture of a previous generation; we have, in fact, come a long way, baby) as we know it, but I was never afraid of being corny.
Dick Dale gives the only lesson you need to know about the music business in one excellent three minute rant:
And Dance Fever had the foresight and class to bring on "Mr. Bizarre" Frank Zappa to give some dancers abnormally high marks and bust a few awkward moves himself:
If I've learned anything today, it's that the road to the top of the music world has many paths.
If I've learned anything today, it's that the road to the top of the music world has many paths.
